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Local Man Brushes Teeth Really Fucking Hard Right Before Dentist Appointment |
CALIFORNIA—Dennis Candell knew his Dentist appointment was rapidly approaching on Wednesday morning so he started brushing his teeth aggressively a couple hours before his yearly check-up with Dr. Mendivo, a doctor who's been known to come down on his teeth patients for not brushing regularly.
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Michael Vick Pleas To Reverse Sentence to 23 Dog Years |
| VIRGINIA—Micheal Vick, the suspended Falcons quarterback, asked the Federal Government yesterday if he could be re-sentenced in Dog Years. Vick believes this will send a "Zero Tolerance" message to those who are currently involved in Dog Fighting -- as he's trying to clean up his image. Michael...... |
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Who Wants Mo Fantasy: NFL Draft Rules |
| SANTA MONICA-If you enjoy a nice tall glass of milk, then you're sure to love this new sports-comedy series called, "Who Wants Mo Fantasy?", sponsored by Dunkin' Donuts and their delicious egg white veggie sandwich. You'll learn all you need to know about drafting fantasy players on draft day, whi...... |
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